my boobies hurt

As you can see from the title I won't be on here long. Just a really quick update and I gotta hit the couch for awhile. My breast reduction is finished. I still have stiches and will get them out next week. Last night I had a total meltdown. (Never thought I'd get really depressed after surgery)More on that later. I still have to wear my "D" cup bra for 3 weeks, day and night. Know whats really cool though? My D is too big. I need to buy a C. But I'm still really swollen on the sides. BTW, if you've ever watched liposuction on TV and grimaced at the sight of that big stick thing jabbing and jabbing...........you should feel the soreness from that big stick thing jabbing and jabbing. I look like I had people grab me and put the purpliest (he,he, I like that word) fingerprints on me. Can't even put my arms down. Well, Have. To. Go. To. The. couch......more later!

Just another day in Magnetville

Well, it's Friday. Not that that means anything anymore. It used to mean, dates with your boyfriend, football games and the dance afterward, going up and down main in Miami to burn your parents gas (but it didn't matter that much cause gas was $.89 a gallon), it used to mean going to Jeanie's house and hanging out (which is kinda funny, cause now I own that house!), it meant watching movies and just vegging out (cause we had SO much stress then!). Now, it means cooking dinner, again, breaking up fights between your kids, making sure Mr. Magnet has cloths for work, because Saturday and Sunday aren't his weekend....he never gets weekends. Boy, I'm full of fun huh? I still can not believe I can't enter. This is a terrible thing for me though. Geez. I'm going to hang out at Diva's house one day and learn all kinds of things about this blog! You'll all be so happy! I bet she'll be just as happy! My daughter is going to my Grandma's for the weekend. So that should give me free time to do............................who the heck knows what. We went to girl scouts last night. Diva looked like I felt...very tired. I haven't had much energy these days. I mowed the lawn at dusk last night and thought I'd die. I need to weedeat.... but I don't see that happening! I'm hot and weak. Weak for some reason. Hot because I'm a huge raging horomone. I took a cold shower last night after I mowed and as soon as I shut the water off, I was sweating. Maybe when I get new, smaller boobs, I won't feel so hot. Yeah right and maybe when I loose my arse and stomach I won't sweat. I'm only dreaming. My office is a mess. How do rooms get so crammed full of crap? I did finish my kitchen though. It looks good. Living rooms not too bad. Dining room is always pretty clean. My room is clean although the bed didn't get made today. Guess it's just the office. And probably the game room, but that is uncharted territory for me. I think we're getting a pool table. I think because Mark wants one. Hope he knows that's his xmas present. I never got a $1500.00 xmas present. But THAT'S OKAY! Well, I'm gonna go fold laundry (IHATELAUNDRY) Everyone have a great weekend. I say that like soo many people read this! later!

SON OF A ............

I entered in here. It didn't show up on the preview. I'm pissed. GRRRRRRR!!!!!!1

SON OF A........

Okay so the last post looks so retarded now. When I was in the actually posting, it looked so nice and neat. I publish it and go to preview and grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'm pissed. Not stupid just pissed. I give!

Hairy, Scary Legs

Boy, what an appropriate title! I just realized how hairy my legs are. Ya know, after my boob job, I'll probably really notice it alot more. When you can't see your legs cause of your boobs (not because they hang to there, just because they are huge) you know it's time for a reduction. And...I can't wait! OMG! I just entered! See sometimes it lets me, sometimes it doesn't! OMG! I did it again! Geez, you'd think that was exciting news! He, He! I can't believe it I think I'll space every sentence out. No that would drive me crazy too! Okay. Last night was parent teacher conf. Terry is doing okay. He's a boy and could really care less about school. But we got some extra credit stuff for him to do. (which he was just thrilled about!) He is my child that I will always have to "spoon feed" him in school. He just doesn't like it. MaKayla is doing great. She doesn't struggle. She loves to read. And for those of you who know my daughter, she is actually raising her hand and speaking in class. I was really excited about that news. Terry's teacher gave Mark and I a great compliment last night also. She said "I can tell Terry has a good home life and is being taught right, because he is so helpful and polite". Wow! Ya know, sometimes as a parent, I wonder if I am making the right decisions, doing the right things and so on.....well, comments like that make you think, "yeah, I'm doing something right." Made me feel good. Now if we could get him to be that way at home.....hmmmmm. I entered. I like to enter. Makes people know I'm not stupid and don't know when to start a new paragraph. I love it. Look how neat and tidy. Wish my house was neat and tidy. It's 11:40 and I'm still in my jammers. Been cleaning. Gotta get busy. Don't want to. Got to! Later!

can I enter now?????

Okay this is such a trial! I'm about to see if I can enter and make new paragraphs.....Here goes...........SHIT NO! dang! try again later!

Good God, Hormones Suck!

I'm having tons of hot flashes, hence the title. Okay so I start the day with a horrible headache. Horrible as in puke my guts up hurt my head. So after the kids were off to school I layed on the couch and slept. By BFF called me and amazingly the headache was gone. Could it be I needed sleep? Could it be I'm having hormone probs? I don't know. I'm just glad it's gone for now. *Diva please tell me why I can't enter and make a new paragraph. Is this blog playing some sick game with me? Oh please Mrs. Diva HELP! My BFF has a new blog. Check her out it's gonna get crazy! fourgirls5.blogspot.com She's really funny. We went to Joplin today. We were supposed to go to the grocery store......we never made it. I'll leave it at that! My car is running. We also took the Durango over to the transmission shop and it won't be over $50.00. Can you believe my Durango has sat for 2 months at my sisters house because I was freaking out thinking the stupid thing was going to cost 9 million dollars? I feel silly but you never know. And I didn't have and still don't have 9 million dollars. Britney Spears had a baby boy today. By c-section. Now I know c-sections happen alot, but she did it to avoid the pain of the delivery. HMMM. Wonder if I had been Britney when I had my son and daughter if they would have found "the time" to get me the epideral I was begging for. (they kept telling me I didn't have time.) Britney is a spoiled brat. I think I'll have a c-section, cause I'm just not into the natural childbirth thing. Neither was I bitch. Guess it's cause I don't have............9million dollars. Life is not fair. Bet she's never done a load of laundry either (Ihatelaundry) I bet her stomach isn't even wiggly and jiggly after having a kid today. Did anyone try to suck your stomach in after the birth of your kids? That was a hoot. Boy it's a good thing today is Wednesday, because I'm full of whines today. Hey my BFF and I are having a garage sale Saturday at her house. H street for anyone who can make it! Even though I'm sweating my arse off I think I'll go sit in the hot tub. My back hurts. Peace out! (He he at first I hit the wrong key and typed "Peach out" HA!) Later

How &%$@! Horrible!

OMG! Tonight we had dinner at my parents house. The following people were sitting around the table enjoying the meal. My: Great Aunt Annie, Great Uncle Bill, Mr. Magnet, Granddad Magnet, Mom, Dad, Grandma (not married to Granddad Magnet) and Jeri aka...Joe Dirt. Okay so mom bought some new butter stuff-Honey Spread is what it is called. The honey spread was by Mr. Magnet and Jeri wanted some of it. She asked me to get it for her. So in all my glory I asked, very loudly, "HONEY-SPREAD ME." So at first it didn't hit me that I said it like this "HONEY, SPREAD ME." Everyone kinda got quite and then I go "boy that didn't sound good at all." Followed by an extremely red face. I could have died! Everyone had a good laugh at my flaming face. Man was I glad the kids decided to eat outside!

Escape to neverland

I'm supposed to be packing right now. We're going to my little sisters for the weekend. Yes I know, we live a total of 30 miles from my sister, but gas is......em......well......it's really high. Just as soon as I put $3.00 a gallon it would change to 4. So we're going up there because tomorrow we wanted to take the kids bowling (it's free tomorrow for kids) and I'm still carless. Not that it would matter, because if I had a car, I'd still stay home. We talked about it and Mr. Magnet and Jason wanted to hang tomorrow night. I told Mr. Magnet we just can't run back and forth 100 times, so we're staying on a mini vacation at my sister's 30 minutes away. MMMM life is good. I'm not even going to get into the gas situation. It will make me puke. We had a good time last night at Diva's house for Girl Scouts. Miss. MaKayla was so excited about her shrinky dink, she wanted to sleep in it. Now I wouldn't have had a problem with that except for the fact we could have woken up with a pin inbedded in her chest. Nice, I know. I'm working my arse off on laundry. Have I ever mentioned that I hate laundry. Thought so. I still can't enter today to make new paragraphs. I hate that too. Geez, you'd think it was Whiney Wednesday. Well, I have to pack. My kids and hubby will be here befor long. that would not be good! Later!

Whiney Wednesday

I can't believe I finally am on here on a Wednesday. Here goes: *I can't enter and start a new paragraph on this stupid ass thing. *This is going to look totally not centered and that is one thing I hate. *I own 3 vehicles and 3 vehicles are still broke down. *My husband works 7 days a week and makes good money, but because gas is so high, we're still broke. *My uncle is having a bad day in the hospital, he has an air leak in one of his chest tubes. What does this mean??? Pain. * I didn't get nearly as much laundry done as I needed to. *I'm out of bread and milk. *I need to order magnetic beads but because gas is so high, I'm broke. *I need to bathe my dog. *It's not fair that rich people are rich and don't share. *I'm having hot flashes about a gazillion times a day. Damn menopause (yes, I'm only 32) Okay that's all I can think of right now. I think I'm gonna like Wednesdays!!!!

Free at Last, Free at Last!

I can now leave my doors unlocked when I'm home. Don't know if everyone remembers me talking about the hairy, scary guy that walks around our neighborhood. The drug dude. Icky, will walk in your house, scabby, sick som-beach. (HeHe I cracked myself up) Anywho....today my neighbor called and said she had called the police to make ANOTHER report on him for knocking on doors and asking for food and walking into peoples houses. Also, walking all night long around the neighborhood and making the dogs bark. So our friend, Rorey, came out. We stood out on my deck for quite awhile waiting to see if he'd walk by. He didn't for a long time so Rorey called the sheriffs office to see if he had any warrents on him. While he was on hold, here comes Mikey up the road. So, Rorey went down to the road to talk to him. He checked him out to see if he had any drugs on him. He didn't this time. About that time the sheriff's office called us back to tell us he did have warrents. Yeah. Mikey got arrested. FINALLY. Now I'm not normally mean, but this guy needs help first of all. Second it drives everyone crazy, wondering if he's going to walk into your house. He's a weird cat and I don't want him in my house! We have spent most of the week up at the hospital. My uncle had to have emergency open heart surgery Monday morning. He's doing good. He has some bad days ahead but he'll pull thru just fine. We also ran into my mom and dad's neighbor. The one who's wife is fighting cancer again. They did surgery yesterday and when they opened her up, she is pretty much eat up with it. They took half her stomach, part of her small intestine and I don't know what else. So for those of you who pray please include both of these people that I grew up loving in your prayers! By the way would anyone be interested in buying a gazelle? You know that exercise machine? Tony Little "you can do it!"???? Just let me know! I gotta go change laundry again. I know you've heard me say it, but I'll say it again..............I HATE LAUNDRY!